We’re a hardworking furgang of 4 kitties and one human mama…
First there’s Furmama Marsha (we had to give her top billing or else she pouts and doesn’t feed us). She’s the artist who designs the patterns and sews the cute little accessories that we barely tolerate. She does some other things too, like opening the door for us over and over and over. She sews aprons and bags, writes a sewing and crafts blog, and edits other people’s writing. And then there’s something called “Program Planning”. Don’t ask us, because we don’t know what it is either, just that she grumbles a lot when she does it.
Then we have Princess Lara. She’s more like a warrior princess because she likes to smack us all around. She supervises all sewing that goes on and glares at anyone who slacks off. She also handles all the cardboard boxes that come in the door. (Control freak!) Lara doesn’t know much about business and accounting so she leaves that up to Clarky.
Clarky, he’s a pencil pusher. If the pen or paper goes missing, we’ll usually find him behind the sofa cooking the books with them. The rest of us suspect he was adopted.
Zoddy is the dude that takes care of marketing and public relations. He will charm the shirt off anyone’s back. If not, he just sits on their shoulders and chills. Sometimes he helps Mama iron her fabric and make it nice and fluffy. Or fuzzy? Something like that!
Then there’s me! Parker Z. Lexington, IV at your service. I’m the baby of the family and I know how to spell so I get to write stuff on Mama’s computer. (I mostly post questionable messages on social media.) I don’t do anything else except be really, really, really cute and pesky!
That’s us. We sew and we purr and we draw until we nap. Then we repeat. It’s a good life if you can get it, and we got it.
